The Most Random, Crazy, and (more than just slightly) Disturbing Story you'll read today.

THE MONKEY AND THE JUMPSUIT:

So once upon a time there was this monkey in a plaid jumpsuit named raechel that always shouted random antedotes at people that lindsey lohan - tis the monkeys name- met on the streets of a suburb of Rooklyn-b in the twilight phase of the moon on pluto (before it stopped being a planet). "Squeezing lemon spit on your ring toe of your left hand does not make you taller but it does make the lampshades go real not bright when you aim it at them!" Needless to say that this became a problem for Lindsey Lohan so she went and saw the mystical goat of brandeburg to get advice.

Just as Lindsey was arriving, the goat heard "drink a lollipop in portugal under the rising sun to make your hiccups go away for approximately pi seconds!" and got real mad. He was so angry that he turned into a human! The goat human understood the urgency of the problem that going to the vma's proposed so he gave her a gift and told her to go all the way back home to Kentucky and sit in a gas station before reading the note and opening the parcel.

So Lindsey did just that. She finally arrived there a week later. It would have been sooner except for the fact that the airlines thought she was a terrorist and wouldn't let her on, plus, she was after-all a monkey, so she had to unicycle all of the way across the atlantic. It was a brilliant plan, no?

Well, she was sitting there in the outhouse of the gas station when she finally read the note. It said "Take off the forking jumpsuit, duh!" Confused, she opened the package. And underneath the thin layers of brown packaging paper, was a t-shirt and a pair of jeans. She put the on and headed for the vma's at last.

When she parked her unicycle in the parking lot, it suddenly occured to her. She left her invitation in the pocket of her jumpsuit! Oh no, what was she going to do?1?

Stay Tuned for the Next Episode: RETURN TO KENTUCKY!

OMNIMAX

Kay, so um'z, yeah, first of all, I changed the useless facts widget or whatever it was called because I thought the stuff it said was really dumb and obvious (i.e. "did you know vampire bats drink blood?"). So now the newest one is a fortune cookie which I personally really like :) .

My friend was really nice because yesterday in school, he had a nice little rose delivered to me during first period and I was so surprised! He's so sweet! :)

To be honest I'm really not in the mood to type right now so I'll just sum it up real quick.

I am in the geology society at my school and today we went to a museum and saw a couple of movies about fish and the great lakes and then one on mt. everest. In between the showings though we walked down a couple of blocks (in freezing snow - I felt so bad for the homeless people :( ) only to find that the restraunt was closed so we walked another block and spent an hour in subway where I started a sing-a-long of Livin on a Prayer by Bon Jovi.

Then we went to the gift shop after subway (this was before the mt.everest thing by the way) and it was really cool! They had all of the most strangest things I'd ever seen in my life almost. It was like walking into a really big discovery channel store before they closed. I ended up getting a giant penny, 4 color change pencils, and a tube of grow your own snow. And that was just normal stuff compared to everything else in there. I'll send pictures from my phone later on.

In between and during that stuff I hung out with a bunch of guys who I knew from summer school (NO - I did NOT fail, I took an early class because I'm actually very smart - seriously) and that was a load of fun because we are all super random and crazy and annoying k lol.

So yeah, it has been a good day so far. Plus every year, my mommy gets everyone in our family a big box of Malley's chocolates which is great because the two of us are both highly dangerous chocoholics. Last year i got macadamia nuts covered in milk chocolate and then this year I got chocolate covered peanut butter creams. I can't decide which one i enjoy more. I think maybe the macadamia nut ones but it's a close rae between the two of them.

My friend was really nice because yesterday in school, he had a nice little rose delivered to me during first period and I was so surprised! He's so sweet! :)

But yeah, so anyway now I am going to go watch Taladega Knights just because I haven't seen it in a while. Ciao everyone. And oh yeah, by the way, have a very merry Valentine's Day! :D

Yo Gabba Gabba

Me and my friend Hayley were talking and I showed her this (what I thought was hilariosly cute) valentines day card and she was like, "That's yo gabba gabba! Its so disturbing haha." So I was really confused 'cause I'd never heard of it and soon it was playing on my computer. It is creepy she's right but it's really funny too. So yeah here it is :P :



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