The Turtle Who Doesn't Need a Pitchfork

Yokey-doke, so here's the deal. Me, my friends Loren, and Hayley decided that we needed to do something for our other friend's birthday next week. Her name is Loryn. Well the three of us decided to go see Tale of Desperaux (it's that one new animated movie with the mouse who's a knight or something. And then after we did that we told her to cancel plans for her birthday. Long story short, she said no. So then they were gonna go on Saturday but I couldn't because I was going to a funeral. They said they might go.

Kay, so now I'm caught up.

So tonight I texted Hayley to see if they actually went or not. She said no because they were out of tickets so she was all mad at Loren (who I assume was driving).

I told her it was a boring Sunday night, why not do something interesting? Since I'm such a great friend of Hayley's, I told her I'd help her get together an angry mob.

So we were gonna go to Loren's house and Hayley said she'd bring the pitchforks and stuff.
Needless to say that was unoriginal (which is extremely strange because she's the one who inspires me to be crazy), so I thought up another plan:turtles.

They're so cute and harmless right? Not so much, they're extremely bity and snappity, I guess that's why they're called snapping turtles, huh?

So now the new plan is go to Loren's let lose our ambush on the front lines and videotape for America's Funniest Home Videos. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. :)

Then after that, we'll probably just go and see the movie after. Or harass her twin brother. None of us like him, David's an id-i-oht.

So uh yeah, this should be interesting.

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